When a girl shows up at your door, saying she's there for the audition, then starts playing with that hula-hoop thingie, what're you gonna do? Fuck her, right? Especially if the situation presents itself, as it does here with Ann, who's 29 and from St. Louis, Missouri. Yeah, she looks younger. Cum helps maintain her youthful looks. "I do fuck a lot," Ann told us. "I'm horny all the time, and when you're a girl, you can pretty much get it whenever you want it." Only if you're a pretty girl. Or a marginally attractive girl. Or a girl with a working pussy. Let's face it: We guys are horny toads. That's what chicks like Ann are for.